Friday, October 28, 2011

THREE NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS



Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts 
its size into perspective ... 
shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons 
with full complement. 

Capability


Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can 
operate for more than 20 years without refueling 

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years 

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft 

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 
"for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while holding 
the (formerly dignified) office of President. 

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely
one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although 
they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence. 

As a standing order, there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid 
conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs. 

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology
limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises
 all apologies will sound very sincere. 

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada. 



USS BARACK OBAMA